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"Oh boy, wait ... Alex, I'd like to select Useless Bits of Knowledge for 300, please."
"Well, never mind then if you are just going to be a sarcastic arse about it."
"Alright by me."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Right."
"Right."
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"Just get it over with. What is it?"
"No, really. It's nothing."
"TELL ME!"
"Fine. Mist, while it looks similar to steam over the water, is something entirely different. Steam is created as water evaporates when the temperature reaches a boiling point. Mist is created when there is warm air over water that suddenly comes in contact with a cooler surface of land."
"So what is fog?"
"Fog is when there is cold air, and the surface is dry. Rain falling through the cold air evaporates and causes the dew point to rise and the saturation becomes fog."
"So which one is it where vengeful dead pirates appear to kill the descendants of their murders? I always get that confused with the creatures from another planet that take over a small New England town and kill off everyone outside of the supermarket."
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"Oh, shut it and leave me alone, you arse."
Smiling.
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